Chainsaw for chicks

Finally! In the what took so long category, Black & Decker has developed the Alligator Lopper which is code for the perfect chainsaw for chicks. I have this tool and all I can say is that it cuts branches like butta.

Half giant scissors, half chainsaw, you plug it in, position it, pull the handles together, and in a sec you have big, beasty branches on the ground. Just where we like them.

What’s more, consider the Alligator Lopper if you are looking for a special Father’s Day gift. It’s a two-fer, dad will be happy and you can borrow them back.

Whatever

BBC— No joke about this exploding carrot scare. Bunches of fresh carrots, bound with wire and a clock, where placed around the city of Obero, Sweden and gave the local bomb squad a scare. What’s up doc? How ‘bout jail.